Halle frickin lujah, it s here--your ultimate party-planning guide. Forget the stuffy dinner conversations. And the plates of cheese. And the wine (unless it s boxed, or bottled three-buck Chuck). It s time to tap into a powder keg of debauchery.Brought to you by Connor and Dominic, founders of The 5th Year and scholars in the art of the party, this book serves up dozens of out-of-the-box ideas, along with advice on throwing a successful shindig and plenty of suggestions on how to take the shenanigans to the next level. You ll find ridiculously fun ways to get your drink on, like . . . Tour de Franzia: Spandex-clad partiers chant, ?Go, go, go? as their wine-mouthed friends race through boxes of the classy stuff.Brownbag Surprise: Guests have to MacGyver their own costumes out of whatever s inside the brownbag they re given.Fake Wake: It s like a real Irish wake--except even the stiff s drunk.Donkey Punch Dinner Party: Where placing your Cleveland Steamer Meatballs between a bowl of Dirty Sanchez Seven-Layer Dip and a tray of Dutch Oven Biscuits isn t out of place.So ditch the popped-collar polos and wayfarers and move on from the played-out 80s theme. It s time to try something new. And as entertaining as it is instructive, this book is destined to become your gospel whenever you re looking for a good time. The party s on.